{wine & stripes & such}

well, hello. how are you today? whew. i had quite the weekend. let me tell you what. the amount of things i managed to get done this weekend would really floor some people. no, honestly i really didn’t do… Continue reading →

{help me, i’m poor!}

no, not really.  but i like to say that to people at work when i forget my lunch  and force them to give me snacks.  i want this shirt: today, i’m pulling a mary kate olsen because i woke up… Continue reading →

{peachy keen}

Zoinks! My day has been so crazy today! Who would have thought a little girls’ tight spec. could ruin my day or perhaps week?! Is this really what my life is coming to?… Continue reading →

{monday, monday. bah bah…bah bah bah bah. the song? get it? no,okay}

I would just like to make an announcement and let you all know that the number of people I have seen recently, driving after dark without their lights on, is extremely alarming. I’m very concerned. Watch… Continue reading →

{crooked black & red.}

mother has informed me that i need to fix my crooked tooth on the bottom row of my teeth before i get married. in an effort to fix this tooth, that went crooked from not… Continue reading →

{what’s in your fridge?}

you wanna know what’s in my fridge? nothing! absolutely nothing. well, that’s a blatant lie. there’s two bottles of wine, leftover spaghetti squash, almond milk, coconut milk, eggs, a half-way frozen pork roast,… Continue reading →

{oh.emm.gee}

i have been away too long! i’m ashamed of myself! my sincerest apologies. i’ve just been so darn busy lately. i ventured back home to iowa last week and didn’t have any cell phone service for 4 straight days!… Continue reading →

{amazed and amused as usual}

today i find myself incredibly amazed at a few things: 1. i just paid for my coffee on my phone?!! just held it up to the window and then paid for it?!!?! technology… Continue reading →

{fears}

1. going to the dentist.  i can’t say i’m expecting any problems but the thought of a cavity equals complete failure to me. i feel like a dirty person. 2. mike tyson. 3. christina aguilera’s wardrobe.… Continue reading →

{work is for the birds!}

hi. i can’t believe these people make me go to work on mondays! duurrrr. a few observations from my morning so far: 1. i heard that the biebs and selena broke up. probably… Continue reading →